Orang minyak mengganas di USM?

Oleh Nur ‘Aainaa

Kebelakangan ini, USM dalam keadaan yang kurang tenteram terutamanya kepada pelajar-pelajar perempuan. Ke mana sahaja pergi mesti isu yang sama diperkatakan tidak kiralah sama ada di kuliah, kafeteria, perpustakaan, padang bla bla bla topik perbualan yang menjadi pilihan – ‘Orang Minyak’.

Cerita yang menarik lain daripada yang lain membuatkan saya tertarik untuk mengetahui perkara yang sebenarnya berlaku. Jadi saya telah bercakap dan berkongsi beberapa cerita dengan sebilangan pelajar USM.

Siapa itu orang minyak?

Lantern Festival@USM

By Nur ‘Aainaa

Hey guys, I have this quiz for you.

“What comes in different colours, different shapes and different sizes but have lights on it?”

Guess what? What? Wrong! Wrong! You don’t know? Are you sure? Should I tell you guys?

USM Syndrome?

By Nur ‘Aainaa

Pic: This is the smallest, most civil crowd you’ll see around our buses on campus

I just want to share a story with all you guys about ‘USM Syndrome’ (I’m the one who named it). Well, I’m not sure when and how this syndrome started and spread, heck, I’m not even sure it’s limited to USM. Anyway I just want to be a storyteller, so sit back and enjoy this fairytale.

Once upon a day, oh well, it was yesterday when the sun was at its happiest, smiling away and turned me into shrimp grill (well maybe chicken grill because I have dark skin). Gosh, I’m so going to be dehydrated especially due to the fact that this is the fasting month. Darn! I was also already running late for class (Girls don’t spend 5 minutes in front of the mirror, ok?).